I've been away for 4 days. What the f*** happened?

"Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2" (pompei426) 01/11/2015 at 10:48 • Filed to: None

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Of course, the dumbest thing I post crushed the SR-71. But, it doesn't feel right. I post some stupid shot of 4chan and it blows up because some bros wan to share a laugh. "Hey brah, check out this idiot" "Ahh, whoa, that's hilarious. Dude, I saw this lambo yesterday. That's the level of intelligence I feel the majority of those that shared the post had. I expected it to get maybe 50 views and one laugh from Brian. Maybe. Well, I'm not really happy about it. I really liked the ground speed story. It was interesting and just downright awesome. This overhyped piece of shit doesn't even compare. Just thought I should share this. I'm not gloating about the post, shit, I feel like deleting it because of the stupidity and ignorance. Oh well.

Anyway, I went to PR for a few days. It was 80-85 degrees the whole time. Sure it rained, but in this season the storms last all of 30 seconds to maybe 10 mins. Food was awesome and the alcohol was even better. Thanks to everyone for the travel suggestions. I hit as much as I could and will share photos later on. Had a rental car for about 3 days and put on over 300 miles, plus a family friend had us for about a day and put on another 40-50 in her car. Yah, I got around.

Also, came back to 12 degrees in MD and my water meter burst and flooded the garage. Sooo, no water and another project.

Funktheduck > Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2 01/11/2015 at 10:51

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Sucks to hear about your garage. Sploid did an article on the SR-71 that I shared.

Brian Silvestro > Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2 01/11/2015 at 10:51

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Well it was pretty fuckin funny.

Alfalfa > Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2 01/11/2015 at 10:54

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Most of us are just as confused as you are. I mean, it's funny, but not that funny...

Dusty Ventures > Funktheduck 01/11/2015 at 10:56

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Did you see the hit count on the Sploid article? Talk about crushing it

Funktheduck > Dusty Ventures 01/11/2015 at 11:00

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Over a million views is impressive. The highest I've gotten is around 80.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2 01/11/2015 at 11:10

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Time to edit the post to a dickbutt and walk away.

Sam > Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2 01/11/2015 at 11:15

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Well hey, now you can add to your resume "wrote an article which garnered nearly 1,000,000 hits" and just hope they don't call you on it.

Or pull the ultimate troll and post an exact copy of the Blackbird post.

Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/11/2015 at 11:30

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I kinda really really want to make a gif of the 4chan thing that changes to dickbutt after like 2 seconds, and just edit it to that.

Clown Shoe Pilot > Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2 01/11/2015 at 11:35

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Nick Denton gonna give you cut of that sweet internet money?

Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2 > Clown Shoe Pilot 01/11/2015 at 11:39

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Haven't heard anything yet

Clown Shoe Pilot > Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2 01/11/2015 at 11:40

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Let me answer that for you. "No."

Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2 > Sam 01/11/2015 at 11:40

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Ohh my. I could just edit the post to the blackbird post word for word. God damn. Its fucking brilliant.

Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2 > Clown Shoe Pilot 01/11/2015 at 11:42

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Thanks for clearing that up. I was starting to lose sleep.

Funktheduck > Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2 01/11/2015 at 12:02

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That would be amazing.

Stef Schrader > Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2 01/11/2015 at 12:04

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Haha, don't change it. I think everybody likes to laugh at dumb people, and this was such an epic level of dumbness that I guess someone had to get the tons of hits for it.

Funktheduck > Alfalfa 01/11/2015 at 12:07

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Out of everything I've ever posted or commented the stuff that gets the most stars are jokes and one comment where I pointed out a guy was being pedantic/rude.

Sam > Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2 01/11/2015 at 13:15

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Yup, I'd ask gamecat first, but it'd be amazing.

Freddy "Tavarish" Hernandez > Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2 01/11/2015 at 13:51

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Welcome to the internet, where dumb things are insanely popular. You're famous now.

XJDano > Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2 01/12/2015 at 22:45

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Now I feel all dude brah for sharing it to coworkers.